Santa: Taje Aakadon Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25% Mahilaen Dimag Thik Rakhne Ke Liye Dawai Leti Hain Kitni Daravani Khabar Hai? Jito: Kyon? Ismen Darne Ki Kya Baat Kya Hai? Santa: Iska Matlab Yah Hua Ki 75% Mahilaen Bina Davai Liye Ghum Rahi Hain
Santa Sharab Pikar Gaadi Chalate Hue Ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya Aur Lash Gir Gai Log Santa Ko Pitane Lage Santa: Abe Jo Gira Hai Vo To Kuch Bol Nahi Raha Tum Jabardasti Neta Ban Rahe Ho
Banta: Yaar Main Bahut Pareshan Hu Meri Bivi Mujhse 1 Pappi Ka 100 Rupaye Leti Hai Santa: Tu To Kismat Wala Hai Yaar! Dusaron Se 500 Rupaye Leti Hai
Jito Mayke Se Wapas Aayi To Santa Darvaja Kholte Huye Jor-Jor Se Hansne Laga Jito: Aise Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Santa: Bujurgon Ne Kaha Hai Ki Jab Bhi Musibat Samne Aaye Uska Samna Hanste Huye Karo
Ek Aadmi 2 Saal Baad Apna Plat Dekhne Gaya To Waha Par Ghar Bana Hua Tha Aur Santa Kursi Par Baitha Tha Aadmi: Yaha To Mera Plat Tha? Santa: Achchha Ab Ghar Ke Niche A Gaya Hoga